“Genie is it? Alright so, I want you to build a wall between Wales and England, keep the English out!”
The English guy goes next, with a wry smile, “Right then, I want you to build a wall ALL the way around England,
keep EVERYONE out!” The Scots guy is last and thinks for a minute, “Oi pal!” he say’s to the English guy “
How lanky is this wall o’ yers?” “100ft, chap, no one’s getting across”,
say’s the English guy, smugly. “Aye, so Genie, A’ve made up ma mynd, Flood it!”
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Introduction to Agate Burnishers
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Boy aged 4: Dad, I’ve decided to get married. Dad: Wonderful; do you have a girl in mind?! Boy: Yes… grandma! She said she loves me, I…