A man has been out fishing by the lake all day and hasn’t caught anything.
He decides to just give up and call it a day, but on his way he notices a young boy fishing few feet away from him.
The man immediately notices the kid has several buckets full of fish, then witnesses him reeling in yet another one.
“Excuse me”, the man says, “I’ve never been able to catch much of anything around here. I’ve got to ask, what’s your secret?”
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Introduction to Agate Burnishers
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Boy aged 4: Dad, I’ve decided to get married. Dad: Wonderful; do you have a girl in mind?! Boy: Yes… grandma! She said she loves me, I…