A man walks into a bar and asks for a vodka and orange juice…
The bartender says, Sure thing, turns around and mixes his drink, and sets a human skull shaped into a mug in front of him.
The man says, WTF! I just wanted vodka and orange juice!
The bartender says, Yeah, that’s a Philips head screwdriver.
A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet. “I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and…
Marriage is full of little moments that range from sweet to downright hilarious. One of the best things about being in a relationship is the playful banter…
An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice. The doctor advised that she run ten miles a day for thirty days. This, he promised, would help her…
I always thought housework was easy—something women just complained about. But when my wife left me alone for a day to handle everything myself, I quickly realized…
A sweet grandmother called St. Joseph’s Hospital and, in a soft, trembling voice, asked, “Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a…
When my daughter-in-law asked me to babysit for the weekend, I expected cuddles, cookie crumbs, and maybe a thank-you. Instead, I found a handwritten bill on the…