A blonde sits down in a bar next to a redhead.
Both of them are having a good time when the news comes on the TV.
The woman reporter shouts out ‘This just in! A man Is at the edge of a cliff attempting to jump’
The redhead leans over to the blonde and whispers, ‘I bet you $50 that the man’s gonna jump.’
The blonde responds ‘You’re on.’
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