A Priest was being honoured at his retirement dinner
A Priest was being honoured at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish. A leading local politician and member of the congregation was chosen to…
The priest was shocked when the dying man said this
A priest was preparing a dying man for his voyage into the great beyond. Whispering firmly to the dying man, the priest said, “Denounce the devil! Let…
Three Native Americans are living in the wilderness together
Three Native Americans are living in the wilderness together. One of them is extremely smart, one is average, and one is extremely stupid. One day, it is…
The hillbilly shocks the woman when he does this to her
Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is…
I was having trouble with my computer
I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Joseph, the 14 year old next door whose bedroom looks like Mission Control, and asked him to…
Two Irishmen are lost at sea – then this happens
Two Irishmen are floating on a boat, lost at sea. They ran out of food a couple of days ago, and ran out of water just today,…
Who is doing all the work?
The population of this country is 327 million. 76 million are retired. That leaves 251 million to do the work. There are 48 million people who are…
A Priest and a Lawyer walk into a bakery
A Priest and a Lawyer walk into a bakery. The Lawyer looks around shrewdly, grabs three freshly baked buns and quickly puts them into his pockets. He…
Dirty Joke: His wife was taking lessons
The doctor and his wife were playing golf at the club. On the first Tee, she drove a 300 yard tee shot straight down the fairway. The…
Funny Joke: An annoyed wife was upset that her husband was spending all his free time at the bar
An annoyed wife was upset about her husband spending all his free time at the bar. So, one night he took her along with him. “What’ll you…