A Soldier Approached A Nun

“I can’t thank you enough, sister. You see, I don’t want to go to Syria. ” The nun said, “I understand completely. ” The soldier added, “I…

A Blonde Walks Into a Store To Buy a New Television

The blonde gets upset and storms out once more thinking to herself “So he won’t sell me the TV because I’m blonde, figures! I’m coming back and…

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Two old men are sat on a bench at the park. A young, smoking hot girl runs past in a sports bra and a tiny pair of…

Two hunters are out in the woods

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips…

The endless hair debate between wife and husband

Wife : Honey, Shall i cut my hair?   Husband : Ok cut them. Wife: But I took so much efforts to grow them so long. Husband:…

A man ordered a voice automated car

A man ordered a voice-automated robot car that does anything he tells it to do correctly without any error.   He got the car and became very…

Monica is at the dentist

Monica is at the dentist.   Half of her mouth is locked due to anesthesia, the dentist is intensively working. Monica’s mobile phone starts ringing. Ignoring it…

A man is driving with his wife

A man is driving with his wife at his side and his mother-in-law in the backseat.   The women just won’t leave him alone. His mother-in-law says,…

A man took his pregnant wife to hospital

A man took his pregnant wife to the hospital.   The doctor looked her over and told them it would be a rather difficult delivery. He offered…

A lady walks into a fancy jewellery store

A lady walks into a fancy jewellery store.   She browses around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over…