As she finally arrives home, she closes the door just a little too loudly behind her. She quickly checks her watch. “Damn, it’s almost 3 o’clock in…

She sat under a sweets sign that said, THE DOUBLEMINT TWINS ARE COMING, and I grinned. Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, LOGAN’S…

“You’re so drunk you miscounted,” said the wife. “Get out of bed and try again. You can see better from over there.” The husband climbed out of…

“We are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we’re a little puzzled. While you were away, we…

“It’s deja vu all over again.” “No wonder nobody comes here; it’s too crowded.” “We have very deep depth!” “We made too many wrong mistakes.” “You can…

So I tried to make a connection. I said, ‘Hey Dan. Working on arms again today?’

The trooper then walks to the passenger side of the car, and taps on the window. The passenger rolls down his window and the trooper takes out…

The interpreter told them what he had said and one of the thugs pulled out a 38 revolver and stuck it in the collector’s ear. He told…

“My grandfather lived to be 105 years old!” replied Johnny. “Did he eat five candy bars at a sitting?” the old lady retorted. “No,” said Johnny, “but…