The Burned Ears
“But how the heck did you burn the other ear?” The doctor asked. “They called back.”
The Genie And The Wannabe
A man was walking down the beach when he found a bottle. He picks up the bottle, and a genie comes out. The genie says that he…
The Snail And The Dung Beetle
Once, a long, long time ago, in a small village just outside of some place you’ve never heard of, there was quite a stir amongst the villagers….
Two Arkansans Meet On A Dusty, Country Road…
Two Arkansans meet on a dusty, country road. One of them is carrying a big bag, labeled chickens. “Chickens, eh?” says his friend. “Hey, if I guess…
Church
A little girl and her mother are at church when the little girl starts to feel sick. Her mother tells her to go throw up in the…
Dead Donkey
A reverend awoke one morning to find a dead donkey in his front yard. He had no idea how it got there, but he knew he had…
Fly, Soup, The Usual
A diner yelled out, “Waiter! What’s this fly doing in my soup?” After taking a close look at the soup, CLICK HERE AND CONTINUE READING >>
Homework
A mother sees her son watching television and says, “Jimmy! I thought I told you to do the dishes after you do your homework! Why are you…
Jack Falls Apart
Two men were talking about a friend who had recently passed away.2 “By the time Jack died, he had a transplanted heart, a plastic hip joint, a…
Johnny Big Head
Johnny comes back from school crying and says, “Mommy, all the kids in the school say I have a big head.” His mother replies, “No, you don’t,…