The funny story of how men age…
“You’re on.” At age 42, they meet and play golf again “Where you wanna go for lunch?” “Hooters.” “Again? Why?” “They have cold beer, big screen TVs,…
I love my job
Hi Sue, Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother. Last week I had a bad day at the office. I know you’ve been feeling down lately at…
Woman Skips Work And Almost Gets Busted
The blonde was happy to get home early and surprise her husband, but when she got to her bedroom, she heard a muffled noise from inside. Slowly…
Husband cheats on his wife and kicks her out of the house – her revenge is brilliant…..
Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters during which they had to move out for a few days. In the end, they even replaced the…
Wife came home drunk and tries to hide it
As she finally arrives home, she closes the door just a little too loudly behind her. She quickly checks her watch. “Damn, it’s almost 3 o’clock in…
A Pregnant Woman Saw a Man Smiling at Her on the Bus
She sat under a sweets sign that said, THE DOUBLEMINT TWINS ARE COMING, and I grinned. Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, LOGAN’S…
Drunk Husband – Six Feet
“You’re so drunk you miscounted,” said the wife. “Get out of bed and try again. You can see better from over there.” The husband climbed out of…
Shrewd Investment
“We are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we’re a little puzzled. While you were away, we…
Yogi Berra Quotes
“It’s deja vu all over again.” “No wonder nobody comes here; it’s too crowded.” “We have very deep depth!” “We made too many wrong mistakes.” “You can…
Dennis Fowler: Gym Dilemma
So I tried to make a connection. I said, ‘Hey Dan. Working on arms again today?’