A diner yelled out, “Waiter! What’s this fly doing in my soup?” After taking a close look at the soup, CLICK HERE AND CONTINUE READING >>

A mother sees her son watching television and says, “Jimmy! I thought I told you to do the dishes after you do your homework! Why are you…

Two men were talking about a friend who had recently passed away.2 “By the time Jack died, he had a transplanted heart, a plastic hip joint, a…

Johnny comes back from school crying and says, “Mommy, all the kids in the school say I have a big head.” His mother replies, “No, you don’t,…

A man walks into a bar and sees his friend sitting beside a 12-inch pianist. He says to his friend, “That’s amazing. How did you get that?”…

A guy was limping, so his friend asked him what was wrong. He replied, “My foot bugs me sometimes. It’s just an old basketball injury.” CLICK HERE…

A husband and wife have four sons. The oldest three are tall with red hair and light skin while the youngest son is short with black hair…

A man lives in a highrise on the 15th floor. Every morning, on the way to work, he takes the elevator all the way down to the…

By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken. “You’ve got to have a room somewhere,” he pleaded. “Or just a…