“Please don’t speak so loudly, sir,” said the waiter, “or everyone will want one.” Why will everyone want a fly in the soup?

And they did.“Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few times with all of our fins showing.” And they did. “Now we eat everybody.” And…

Once again Little Johnny points to his private parts and says, “I have one of these and you don’t.” But this time the little girl just keeps…

The woman said, ‘Unbutton your shirt’. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, ‘That silver hair on your chest is proof enough…

So the blonde went to the mechanic and told him to put the miles at 25,000. Two days later the blonde’s friend asked her if she had…

The guy ogles her gorgeous body for a minute, gives her the $500 and leaves. She goes back upstairs where her boyfriend is just getting out of…

In trying to sort out their affairs, the little old man took down the shoe box and took it to his wife’s bedside. She agreed that it…

The customer says “OK”, and he paid, headed to the room. When he opened the door, he found this beautiful broad spread out, just waiting for him….

About a week later, his roommate came to him saying, “Ever since your mother came to dinner, I’ve been unable to find the silver plate. You don’t…