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Then she said: Are you promising me this…? Husband replied: Of course darling… I promise you. And after her demise, her husband began to visit her grave…

As I was about to bring in the refreshments, I heard a man say “Lay down and let’s see what you’ve got.” Another man said: “I’ve got…

As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a Salesman standing right behind her – Good looking as well. Cool as a cucumber,…

So I always have a few sessions with my students. It helps them get over shyness and usually, show-and-tell is pretty tame. Kids bring in pet turtles,…

“First of all, no matter what we do, we’re not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.” He then takes her…

window! As he ran down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly discovered  he had run right into the middle of the town’s annual marathon, so…

The woman goes home. Two weeks later she returns to her doctor. The doc says, “You look great, did you try my advice?” The woman replies, “Yes…

The redhead was elated to be able to get in a quick workout at the spa before meeting a dinner date. The blonde was happy to get…