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Remember Psalm 129
The nun once again said, “Father, remember Psalm 129?” The priest apologized “Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.” Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily…
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I Took my Son For A Drink
I drank it. I thought maybe he’d like whiskey better than beer so we tried a Jameson’s. Nope, no cigar! In desperation, I had him try Maker’s…
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A Blonde walks into a Restaurant
She nods to the black guy. He stood up and nicks the blonde unconscious. When the blonde wakes up she’s tied to a log and is floating…
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A Old Woman Walks Into A Tattoo Shop
Artist: “okay, whatever you want then. Let’s take a look at art the art book to see if there is something you want.” Old lady: “I already…
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Viagra Jokes
Ruth said, “That sounds easy enough. I can do that.” The doctor ran into Ruth a couple of weeks later and asked whether their plan had worked….
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Husband and wife funny Joke
The teacher said, “Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate’.”Little Johnny raised his hand, but the teacher hesitated because she…
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My Teacher Wants to See You
Then he asked me to lift my right leg, so I did. ‘Now,’ he says, ‘lift your left leg,’ so I asked, ‘What, am I suppose to…
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Bill wakes up with a huge hangover.
His son is also at the table, eating. Bill asks, “Son, what happened last night?” His son says, “Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and…
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Redneck vasectomy
“Go home, find yourself a cherry bomb, light it up, and put it in a beer can. Then hold the can up to your ear and count…
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A nun and a priest were crossing the Sahara Desert on a camel…
“I’m afraid I agree”, said the priest and then he added hesitantly, “Sister, since we are unlikely to make it out of here alive, would you mind…