Fred and Mary get married but can’t afford a honeymoon
Fred and Mary get married but can’t afford a honeymoon, so they go back to mom and dads for the night. In the morning, little Johnny gets…
Clean Joke – A Chicken Walked Into A Library
A chicken walked into a library, went up to the desk and said: ‘book, book, book, book.’ The librarian handed the chicken a book and the bird…
The customer goes into The ‘Express Lane’ With Too Many Items
Ever been stuck behind a customer with way too many items in a shop’s express lane? A Walmart customer recently shared this story of a cashier taking…
The game warden harasses a woman for reading a book
A married couple was out in the country on a holiday. One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap….
Adopted Woman Accidentally Sees Family Portrait at Her Neighbor’s House & It Includes Her Bio Parents
and Anna’s kids would come over to play with Abu whenever possible. A Chance Encounter Led to a Life-Changing Discovery One day, the woman made a shocking…
I Took My Grandchildren to Disney World and Now My Dil Is Mad at Me
When my son, Ethan, set up this account for me and insisted I share my recent dilemma, I was skeptical. According to him, my understanding of what’s…
I Called My Late Wife’s Number and Surprisingly Someone Picked up the Phone – Story of the Day
After my wife Kate’s death, I often called her number to hear her on the answering machine. Once, the machine cut off, and I distinctly heard her…
Clean Humor: The banker thought this woman was crazy – She had other ideas
A young aristocratic woman pulls up to a large New York bank in her Rolls Royce. She parks in front of the bank and goes inside where…
Clean Country Music Joke – There was a guy who wants to be a proctologist, so he goes to the morgue to practice
There was a guy who wants to be a proctologist, and he wants to be a really good proctologist… … so he decides to go down to…
Clean Humor: These two elderly ladies loved playing Softball – then one went to heaven
Two 90-year-old women, Bertha and Betty, had been best friends all of their lives. When it was clear that Bertha was dying, Betty visited her every day….