A blonde was going on a plane trip
A blonde was going on a plane trip to New York. When the attendant came by and asked for her ticket, she told the blonde,”I’m sorry. Your…
Funny Joke ‣ I Like Your Thinking
One day in class, the teacher brought a bag full of fruit and said, “Now class, I’m going to reach into the bag and describe a piece…
The ‘Middle Wife’
YOU MAY HAVE SEEN THIS BEFORE…BUT STILL GOOD FOR A LAUGH… The ‘Middle Wife’ by an Anonymous 2nd Grade Teacher I’ve been teaching now for about…
Emotional and Financial Needs
A husband and wife are getting cozy in bed. The passion is heating up. But then the wife stops and says, “I don’t feel like it. I…
A man was front yard mowing grass
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She…
A Blonde Guy walks into a bar
A Blonde Guy walks into a bar very down on himself. As he walks up to the bar the bartender asks, “what’s the matter?” The Blonde Guy…
THE OSTRICH
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, “A hamburger, fries and a…
Funny phone call
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man answers the phone, puts it on…
Husband and wife sit together
Husband and wife sit together in the kitchen and have breakfast. Out of the blue she hits him with rolling pin. After a few minutes conscious again…
A NIGHT OUT WITH THE GIRLS
The other night I was invited out for a night with the “girls.” I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, “I promise!” Well,…