So Little Johnny goes to his room and comes back an hour or so later. He resumes playing with his train, only this time when he stops…

Months pass, then years. Finally, the dad comes back looking tired. The mom asks him what happened and he said that all three of them were fishing…

“I’ll tell ya, it was just brutal. For every step I took forwards, I fell back two steps.” “Then how ever did you make it over here?”…

There’s no running water, electricity — that’s why they call it camping.’ I’m like, ‘No running water, electricity? Where I come from we call that the Projects.’

Guy 2: I am a software professional. I don’t bother about warnings — I am concerned only about the “Alerts.”

Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.) ON MARKS & SPENCER BREAD PUDDING: Product will be hot after heating. ON PACKAGING FOR…

“Oh yeah,” says Carrie’s father, “our Carrie really loves to screw. She’d screw all night if we’d let her!” Well, this makes Bobby’s eyes light up, and…

5) You start tilting your head to smile 🙂 6) Your phone bill comes to your house in a box 7) You find yourself typing com after…

If they start out with, “How are you today?” say, “I’m so glad you asked, because no one these days seems to care, and I have all…