“I cannot say.” “Was it Lisa O’Shanter?” “I’ll never tell.” “Was it Cathy O’Dell?” “I’m sorry, but I cannot name her.” “Was it Fiona Mallory?” “My lips…

– And you, my dear wife, the three residential buildings towers in downtown. The nurse, impressed, tells his wife, “Madam, your husband is very rich He is…

“Really? How’s that?” the first friend asked. “Well, the other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn’t mine.” “Man, that sucks!” Paddy and…

“I’ll do anything you’d like Anything you can imagine in your wildest dreams, it doesn’t matter how extreme or unusual it is, I’m game I want 100…

Then the Italian said, “Just hang me.” (Snap, he was dead.) Then the Redneck said, “Give me some of that AIDS stuff.” They gave him the shot,…

I could not afford it at the time and I said that one day I would get it for you?” Little tears started to flow down her…

Why do you ask such a thing?” the woman said angrily. Son: “I just want to know Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?”…

St Peter said, “Hmm, perhaps that could be arranged.  It does involves a lot of paperwork… but sure.  You’ve got two alternatives: you can come back as…

“Quick, darling,” the wife shouts frantically, “Do something!” “Oh, no,” the husband says, “That lion got himself into this mess.  Let him get himself out!”