Lawyer asks old lady if she knows who he is
In a court trial in a small town in Nebraska… … the prosecutor called his first witness, an elderly grandma, to the stand. He walked up to…
Young Minnesotan shocks his boss at his new job in Florida
A young man from Minnesota moves to Florida and goes to a big “everything under one roof” department store looking for a job. The manager asks, “Do…
A guy and his girlfriend are in the shower together when the doorbell rings
A guy and his girlfriend are in the shower together when the doorbell rings. The girl is just hopping out so she says, “I’ll get it”. She…
Long DENSA Test (only for smart people)
Long DENSA test — only for smart people 1. Johnny’s mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What…
The Diaries Of A Married Couple
Tonight, I thought Tom was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with my friends all day…
The bartender decides to play a trick on the cowboy
One night a lone cowboy rode into a small town. He immediately went to the only saloon in town and ordered a drink. While drinking he asked…
90 year old George went for his annual physical examination
90 year old George went for his annual physical examination. All of his tests came back with normal results. Dr. Darns said, “George, everything looks great physically….
Fred and Mary get married but can’t afford a honeymoon
Fred and Mary get married but can’t afford a honeymoon, so they go back to mom and dads for the night. In the morning, little Johnny gets…
Clean Joke – A Chicken Walked Into A Library
A chicken walked into a library, went up to the desk and said: ‘book, book, book, book.’ The librarian handed the chicken a book and the bird…
The customer goes into The ‘Express Lane’ With Too Many Items
Ever been stuck behind a customer with way too many items in a shop’s express lane? A Walmart customer recently shared this story of a cashier taking…