Funny Humor: An old man and a younger man lose their wives in the supermarket
An old man and a young man bump into each other at the grocery store. They each say excuse me and the young man says, “I’m sorry…
In World War I there was trench warfare, and neither the Americans nor the Germans could get the upper hand
In World War I there was trench warfare, and neither the Americans nor the Germans could get the upper hand. They were reaching a stalemate. One day,…
The detective walks around the scene and writes in his little book
hree baseball fans walk out of a bar. They turn a corner and see a pair of legs sticking out from behind a bush. They push the…
Four affluent fathers meet up for their yearly golf match with each other
Four affluent fathers meet up for their yearly golf match with each other. As fathers tend to do, they all start bragging about their children. The first…
A bunch of young guys are sitting in a hunting lodge telling tall tales
A bunch of young guys are sitting in a hunting lodge. As the night goes on, the tall tales get bigger and bigger. After a while, 90…
After having a few pints too many, Paddy heads home
Paddy’s wife had watched a cooking show on the telly and was dying to try out the recipe… … so she sent him out to Sean’s market…
How my Husband and I Terrified a Taxi Driver
My husband and I were dressed and ready to go out for a lovely evening of dinner and theatre. Having been burgled in the past, we turned…
Three men are outside Heaven’s gates waiting to go through to Heaven
Three men are outside Heaven’s gates waiting to go through to Heaven. The angel at the gate tells them, “Depending on the length of time and your…
A Priest was being honoured at his retirement dinner
A Priest was being honoured at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish. A leading local politician and member of the congregation was chosen to…
The priest was shocked when the dying man said this
A priest was preparing a dying man for his voyage into the great beyond. Whispering firmly to the dying man, the priest said, “Denounce the devil! Let…