Riddle: The Man
A man lives in a highrise on the 15th floor. Every morning, on the way to work, he takes the elevator all the way down to the…
Sharing A Room
By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken. “You’ve got to have a room somewhere,” he pleaded. “Or just a…
Star Wars And 18 Holes
3 men are playing golf at a Country Club: Obi Wan Kenobi, Darth Maul and a very old man. Obi Wan tees off and hits his ball…
Sumo Kamikaze
Three men, an Scot, and an English man and a sumo wrestler were going to commit suicide by jumping of the top of a building. The Scot…
A guy and his girlfriend are in the shower together when the doorbell rings
The guy ogles her gorgeous body for a minute, gives her the $500 and leaves. She goes back upstairs where her boyfriend is just getting out of…
I’m actually 47
After that she went into McDonalds for lunch and asked the order taker the same question. He replied, “Oh, you look about 29.” “I am actually 47!”…
Wife had delivered twins
The husband was horrified “But, but, Joe is an idiot! Oh no! What did he name them?” The wife answered, “We have a girl and a boy…
A Teenage Boy Goes To Church To Confess His Sins
“I cannot say.” “Was it Lisa O’Shanter?” “I’ll never tell.” “Was it Cathy O’Dell?” “I’m sorry, but I cannot name her.” “Was it Fiona Mallory?” “My lips…
These three sons compete over who got their mother the best present
Soon thereafter, Mom sent out her letters of thanks: “Milton,” she wrote the first son, “The house you built is so huge. I live in only one…
A Jumbo Jet Is Just Coming Into The Toronto. This Will Make You Go ROFL.
Everyone on the plane hears this and immediately begins looking up and down the isles, trying to get a look at the new stewardess. Meanwhile, the new…