“I’d be happy to,” said the blonde. So the two chimpanzees were ushered into the back seat of the blonde’s car and carefully strapped into their seat…

You probably should consider selling your Harley and all that welding equipment; they take up so much of your time. And that gun collection and fishing gear,…

“Hooters.” “Why?” “The food is pretty good and there’s plenty of parking.” “OK.” At age 62 they meet again. After a round of golf, one says, “Where…

After a few minutes, he wrote something on it before picking up the phone and calling someone. “She’s finally gone…yeah I know, about bloody time, I’m coming…

Again he asked Mildred, a little louder this time, “Notice anything different NOW?” Mildred looked up at his naked body and exclaimed, “George, you know what, nothing…

She said “You can have it, but it will cost you $100.” After a minute or two, John indicates that he is interested. She tells him that…

When she dialed the third number her own phone rang. She cried until her eyes got swollen because she had doubted her innocent husband, so she gave…