Little Johnny doing Math
The teacher, becoming slightly frustrated, tries a different way: “let’s try another example. If I gave you 3 oranges, then another 3 oranges, and then again another…
The new maid
The husband is furious and tells the maid “I want you to go into my desk, get my , and sho** the both of them” The husband…
A Scottish man find a lamp
“Genie is it? Alright so, I want you to build a wall between Wales and England, keep the English out!” The English guy goes next, with a…
70-Year-Old Widow Posts A Newspaper Ad To Find A Husband
A lonely 70-year-old widow decided that it was time to marry again… She put an ad in the local newspaper that read: “Husband wanted! Must be in…
A husband and wife get up on Sunday morning
“Why not?” “Well, I’ll give you three pretty good reasons why I’m not going. First of all, the church is cold in the morning. It’s just cold….
Seven Cats
Johnny: “Six.” Teacher: “Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?” Johnny: “Seven!” Teacher: “Johnny,…
An Elderly Man Wants A Job.
“Have you no brain? Tree plus tree plus tree makes nine.” Says the old man. “Fair enough.” Says the boss. “Here’s your second question. Use the same…
A few months after his parents were divorced
I need a man, I need a man!” Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times. One day, he came home from…
Story ‣ Rich Girl Poor Boy
She immediately recognized the man and said, “Hey, how are you? I’m now married to a very smart man, and his salary is $15,700 per month! Can…
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner
It has always bothered me that our tenth child never quite looked like the rest of our children. Now I want to assure you that these 75…