Fred and Mary get married but can’t afford a honeymoon
Fred and Mary get married but can’t afford a honeymoon, so they go back to mom and dads for the night. In the morning, little Johnny gets…
Three litle pigswalk into a restaurant
Three little pigs walk into a restaurant They are seated at a table. After a few minutes to look at the menu, they decide to start with…
Four Little Animals
A teacher asked her class, “What do you want out of life?” A little girl in the back row raised her hand and said, “All I want…
stories ; A Man Decides To Leave His Wife – Her Reply Is Priceless
Dear Wife, I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I…
red lights
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car. Both could barely see over the dashboard. Cruising along, they came to an intersection. The stoplight was…
A husband and wife are moving out of their house and are starting
A husband and wife are moving out of their house and are starting to box everything up. The husband finds a box under the bed, pulls it…
A blonde was going on a plane trip
A blonde was going on a plane trip to New York. When the attendant came by and asked for her ticket, she told the blonde,”I’m sorry. Your…
Funny Joke ‣ I Like Your Thinking
One day in class, the teacher brought a bag full of fruit and said, “Now class, I’m going to reach into the bag and describe a piece…
The ‘Middle Wife’
YOU MAY HAVE SEEN THIS BEFORE…BUT STILL GOOD FOR A LAUGH… The ‘Middle Wife’ by an Anonymous 2nd Grade Teacher I’ve been teaching now for about…
Emotional and Financial Needs
A husband and wife are getting cozy in bed. The passion is heating up. But then the wife stops and says, “I don’t feel like it. I…