Jack Falls Apart
Two men were talking about a friend who had recently passed away.2 “By the time Jack died, he had a transplanted heart, a plastic hip joint, a…
Johnny Big Head
Johnny comes back from school crying and says, “Mommy, all the kids in the school say I have a big head.” His mother replies, “No, you don’t,…
Little Pianist
A man walks into a bar and sees his friend sitting beside a 12-inch pianist. He says to his friend, “That’s amazing. How did you get that?”…
Nba Injury
A guy was limping, so his friend asked him what was wrong. He replied, “My foot bugs me sometimes. It’s just an old basketball injury.” CLICK HERE…
A Father’s Last Request
A husband and wife have four sons. The oldest three are tall with red hair and light skin while the youngest son is short with black hair…
Riddle: The Man
A man lives in a highrise on the 15th floor. Every morning, on the way to work, he takes the elevator all the way down to the…
Sharing A Room
By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken. “You’ve got to have a room somewhere,” he pleaded. “Or just a…
Star Wars And 18 Holes
3 men are playing golf at a Country Club: Obi Wan Kenobi, Darth Maul and a very old man. Obi Wan tees off and hits his ball…
Sumo Kamikaze
Three men, an Scot, and an English man and a sumo wrestler were going to commit suicide by jumping of the top of a building. The Scot…
A guy and his girlfriend are in the shower together when the doorbell rings
The guy ogles her gorgeous body for a minute, gives her the $500 and leaves. She goes back upstairs where her boyfriend is just getting out of…