A mail from neighbor
A man walks into his office box on a Monday morning. He checks his e-mails and sees one from his neighbor. it reads, “Do you have…
3 nuns die at the same time
In a terrible car accident, 3 nuns die at the same time. They all appear in front of the gates of Heaven to meet Saint Peter….
An old man is laying in bed
An old man is laying in bed, he only has a day or two left. He wakes up to the smell of his favorite thing in…
A husband and wife are shopping
A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart. ‘What do…
A man is riding desert on a donkey
A man is riding aimlessly through the desert on a donkey. He is not hungry or thirsty, because he has a bottomless bowl of fruit. He…
Three desperately ill men
Three desperately ill men go to their doctor seeking help. One is and alcoholic, One is a chain smoker and the other is gay. The doctor…
My kid and I were in public restroom
My kid and I were in a very crowded public restroom at a sporting arena, after looking to the man using the urinal to his right,…
One day a big sweaty woman walks into bar
One day this big, nasty, sweaty woman wearing a raggedy sleeveless sundress walks into a bar. She raises her right arm, revealing a big hairy armpit…
A married couple never fight in 25 years
Once upon a time a married couple celebrated their 25th marriage anniversary. They had become famous in the city for not having a single conflict in…
A elderly couple were killed in an accident
An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by Saint Peter. “Here is your ocean-side condo, over there…