Little Johnny failed his mathematics test completely
His grade was so terrible that his teacher called home to speak with his father. When he got home that afternoon, his father stood crossly at the…
A Guy Takes His 19 Year Old Girlfriend Home To Her Parents
One night after a date, a guy takes his 19 year old girlfriend home. After kissing each other goodnight at the front door, the guy starts feeling…
A Man and His Wife Are At a High School Reunion
A man and his wife are at a high school reunion. The husband keeps staring at a gorgeous drunken lady swigging her gin at a nearby table,…
She Found Her Daughter Without Clothes
A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughter’s bedroom. When she opened the door she found her daughter…
She Found Her Daughter Without Clothes
A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughter’s bedroom. When she opened the door she found her daughter…
Merry Christmas
The old man sat in his gas station on a cold Christmas Eve. He hadn’t been anywhere in years since his wife had passed away. It was…
My Wife Doesn’T Like Me To Stay Out During Late Night
A guy was standing in a bar when a stranger walks in. After a while they get to talking and at about 10:30 PM the second guy…
Why Women Need a Husband?
A Woman goes to a Psychiatrist and complains: “I don’t want to marry. I am educated, independent, and self-sufficient. I don’t need a husband. But my parents…
A Husband And Wife Decided They Needed To Use A Code To Indicate That They Wanted To Have Sex
A husband and wife decided they needed to use a code to indicate that they wanted to have sex, without letting their children in on it. They…
Do You Know Me?
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He’s rather taken aback because he can’t place where he…