Four Men Are In Hospital Expecting Babies
Four men are at the hospital because their wives are expecting babies. A nurse approaches the first man and says, “Congratulations, you’re a father of twins!” The…
Mrs. Parks Asked Her Class A Very Unusual Question, But Her Response In The End Is Hilarious(Just for Fun)
Mrs. Parks, the friendly science teacher, chose to teach her sixth-grade class a peculiar but instructive lesson in a tiny, well-lit classroom. “Class, can anyone tell me which…
One day little Johnny asks his father
One day little Johnny asks his father “Dad, why do grown-ups like to exercise in bed?” Wife was cooking dinner when she heard little Johnny ask, so…
The Man Is Racked With Guilt And Confesses To His Neighbor
A guy sends a text to his next-door neighbor:“Bob, I’m sorry. I’ve been riddled with guilt and I have to confess: I have been helping myself to…
A man and a woman were having dinner
A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away noticed that the…
Papa Bear and Mama Bear are getting a divorce
Papa Bear and Mama Bear are getting a divorce.You know Goldilocks and the 3 bears? Well mama bear and papa bear are getting a divorce.In court they…
Spaghetti
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few years.One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she…
NEW JOKE – The Last hotel
Late one evening a Marine pulled into a little town, only to find that every hotel room was taken.When he finally got to the last hotel, he…
A pissed-off wife was complaining about her husband spending all
A irate wife complained that her husband spent all of his free time in a pub. So one night, he took her with him. “What’ll you have?”…
Young Minnesotan shocks his boss at his new job in Florida
A young man from Minnesota moves to Florida and goes to a big “everything under one roof” department store looking for a job. The manager asks, “Do…