Old Men Sitting On A Bench…We’ve chuckled with tears with this joke… YOU CAN READ ENTIRE JOKE IN THE FIRST COMMENT
Two old men are sat on a bench at the park. A young, smoking hot girl runs past in a sports bra and a tiny pair of…
HUSBAND’S…
A wife arrived home after a long shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband in bed with a young, lovely thing. Just as she was…
The wife checked her husband’s phone and found
The wife checked her husband’s phone and found these names:‘The tender one’ ‘The amazing one’ ‘Lady of my dreams’ She became upset and called the first number,…
Customer Is Always Right
Boss: (Shouting) Little Johnny, come to my office immediately.Little Johnny: Yes, sir! Boss: Little Johnny, I noticed you arguing with the customer who just left. I’ve told you…
A man is lying on the beach
A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch. A woman passing by remarks, “If you were any sort of a…
A man walking home late one night from the pub
Decides to take a shortcut through the cemetery. He’s walking through then starts hearing a tapping noise. He gets a little scared and speeds up but the…
A Lady Approaches A Priest And Tells Him
A lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I have these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say…
70-Year-Old Widow Posts A Newspaper Ad To Find A Husband
What age comes to mind when someone is mentioned as being “old”? That age keeps getting older as we move closer to it, so this is a…
A very sick woman on her bed
A very sick woman on her sick bed said to her husband: Honey if I die, how long would it take you before you marry a another…