In 1993, Dave Parker was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Kentucky State University. On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull…

A husband and wife were in the bathroom getting ready for work when the husband looked at his wife and said, “I gotta have you!”He backed her…

A team of archaeologists were working in Jerusalem when they found a slab of rock with five figures carved on it. In order the figures were: A…

A priest, a doctor, and an economist are playing golf. They were stuck behind a really slow group of golfers. The economist fumed, “What’s with those guys?…

A husban‌‌d notice‌‌s hi‌‌s wife’‌‌s hearin‌‌g i‌‌s deterioratin‌‌g an‌‌d decide‌‌s t‌‌o visi‌‌t he‌‌r docto‌‌r fo‌‌r advice. “‌‌I can’‌‌t spea‌‌k t‌‌o m‌‌y wif‌‌e directl‌‌y a‌‌s sh‌‌e migh‌‌t fin‌‌d…

A man hires a new maid and calls home to speak to his wife. The maid picks up. “Is this the maid” “Yes” “Well may I speak…

Three mischievous old Grannies were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home. When an old Grandpa walked by. And one of the old Grandmas yelled out…

A drunk walks into a bar and sees a beautiful woman at the other end of the bar and says “Bartender, I want to buy that douche…

Two older women are sitting on a bench waiting for a bus. The first lady takes out a cigarette and starts to smoke. A minute later it…