An Older Couple Is Lying In Bed
An older couple is lying in bed one morning, having just awakened from a good night’s sleep. He takes her hand and she responds, “Don’t touch me.”…
Joke Of The Day: A German Shepherd, Doberman And A Cat Go To Heaven
A German Shepherd, Doberman and a Cat die and go to Heaven. All three are greeted at the Pearly Gates by Saint Peter, who informs them they…
He is allowed use the ladies’ room – but ends up in hospital
ou should never ignore words of advice from people who are qualified to give it – otherwise things can turn out like in this story. A man…
The funny story of how men age
Two guys grow up together and are best of friends. But after college one moves to Georgia and the other to California. They agree to meet every…
Funny Humor: Dave and the Elephant
In 1993, Dave Parker was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Kentucky State University. On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull…
A Husband and Wife Were In The Bathroom
A husband and wife were in the bathroom getting ready for work when the husband looked at his wife and said, “I gotta have you!”He backed her…
A team of archaeologists were working in Jerusalem when they found a slab of rock with five figures carved on it
A team of archaeologists were working in Jerusalem when they found a slab of rock with five figures carved on it. In order the figures were: A…
A priest, a doctor, and an economist are playing golf
A priest, a doctor, and an economist are playing golf. They were stuck behind a really slow group of golfers. The economist fumed, “What’s with those guys?…
An Old Man Goes To The Doctor About His Wife’s Hearing Problem
A husband notices his wife’s hearing is deteriorating and decides to visit her doctor for advice. “I can’t speak to my wife directly as she might find…
The new maid
A man hires a new maid and calls home to speak to his wife. The maid picks up. “Is this the maid” “Yes” “Well may I speak…