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Merry Christmas
The old man sat in his gas station on a cold Christmas Eve. He hadn’t been anywhere in years since his wife had passed away. It was…
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My Wife Doesn’T Like Me To Stay Out During Late Night
A guy was standing in a bar when a stranger walks in. After a while they get to talking and at about 10:30 PM the second guy…
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Why Women Need a Husband?
A Woman goes to a Psychiatrist and complains: “I don’t want to marry. I am educated, independent, and self-sufficient. I don’t need a husband. But my parents…
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A Husband And Wife Decided They Needed To Use A Code To Indicate That They Wanted To Have Sex
A husband and wife decided they needed to use a code to indicate that they wanted to have sex, without letting their children in on it. They…
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Do You Know Me?
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He’s rather taken aback because he can’t place where he…
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A Lawyer And An Old Man
A lawyer and a senior citizen are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer is thinking that seniors are so dumb that he…
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Two Lawyers And Their Hot Secretary
Two lawyers had been life long friends: they were partners and shared everything, including their hot secretary. One day the secretary announced she was pr*gn*nt. They told…
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A Good Yarn
There once was an old Jewish man who lived in New York. His business was distributing soft goods. Unfortunately, his next door neighbor was a red-necked, irascible…
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A Woman Takes A Lover Home During The Day
A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in…
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Lady Loses Her Handbag
A lady lost her handbag in the bustle of Christmas shopping. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her. Looking in her purse,…