Two 90-year-old women, Bertha and Betty, had been best friends all of their lives. When it was clear that Bertha was dying, Betty visited her every day….

A man is driving down the highway… … when he sees a shipping truck wrecked on the side of the road, and 25 penguins waddling around outside…

A man has been out fishing by the lake all day… … and hasn’t caught anything. He decides to just give up and call it a day,…

A group of kindergartners were trying to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on no baby talk….

I took a cab and told the cabbie I was in a hurry. The cabbie said no problem and starting speeding through the streets. We came up…

1. How did the ornament get addicted to Christmas? He was hooked on trees his whole life. 2. Why was Santa’s little helper depressed? Because he had…

In the year 2020, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in the United States, and said, “Once again, the earth has become wicked and…

One afternoon a Hongkonger drives down a highway to take part in protests against China. On his way to the protest site he sees one guy dressed…

Married or not you should read this… When I got home that night as my wife served dinner, I held her hand and said, I’ve got something…