Slams the Door
She immediately gets on the phone and rings her husband at work. He tells her he will take theday off tomorrow just in case the man shows…
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A young couple got married and the wife couldn’t cook. But they were still in the honeymoon phase, so the first night after they got home, the…
Young woman ran up to me at the cemetery
This young woman ran up to me at the cemetery and said “I need to pass through the cemetery but I’m scared to walk alone.Can you walk…
Wife notices that her husband isn’t dressed for church
A husband and wife get up on Sunday morning.After breakfast, the wife notices that her husband isn’t dressed for church.“Why aren’t you dressed for church?”“Simple. I’m not…
A gentleman is permitted to join a private club
A gentleman is permitted to join a private club. The initiation consists of holding anunprepared on-the-spot lecture, on a theme starting on a letter which is alotted…
A blonde went to the electronic store and she asked
A blonde went to the eletronic store and she asked, “How is much is this TV?” The salesman said, “Sorry,we don”t sell to blondes.The next day she…
He is allowed use the ladies’ room – but ends up in hospital
ou should never ignore words of advice from people who are qualified to give it – otherwise things can turn out like in this story. A man…
Joke Of The Day: A German Shepherd, Doberman And A Cat Go To Heaven
A German Shepherd, Doberman and a Cat die and go to Heaven. All three are greeted at the Pearly Gates by Saint Peter, who informs them they…
The little boy had a cunning plan to get his Christmas present
A little boy wanted a bicycle for Christmas. His mother said she didn’t have enough money to buy him a new bike but suggested that if he…
Old Ed Has A Secret To Share
Nearing the end, old Ed is surrounded by his loved ones. As the final moment approaches, he gathers all his strength and whispers, “I must tell you…