A guy and his girlfriend are in the shower together when the doorbell rings

A guy and his girlfriend are in the shower together when the doorbell rings. The girl is just hopping out so she says, “I’ll get it”. She…

Long DENSA Test (only for smart people)

Long DENSA test — only for smart people 1. Johnny’s mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What…

The Diaries Of A Married Couple

Tonight, I thought Tom was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with my friends all day…

The bartender decides to play a trick on the cowboy

One night a lone cowboy rode into a small town. He immediately went to the only saloon in town and ordered a drink. While drinking he asked…

Clean Humor: When the Nun ran out of gas, she did this – the men couldn’t believe it

A young Nun who worked for a local home health care agency was out making her rounds when she ran out of gas. As luck would have…

Clean Country Music Joke – There was a guy who wants to be a proctologist, so he goes to the morgue to practice

There was a guy who wants to be a proctologist, and he wants to be a really good proctologist… … so he decides to go down to…

Funny Clean Joke: A student wanted to earn some money

A student wanted to earn some money and decided to hire himself out as a handyman-type. He started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. He went to the front…

Clean Humor: These two elderly ladies loved playing Softball – then one went to heaven

Two 90-year-old women, Bertha and Betty, had been best friends all of their lives. When it was clear that Bertha was dying, Betty visited her every day….

Clean Joke: The Story Of The Missing Penguins

A man is driving down the highway… … when he sees a shipping truck wrecked on the side of the road, and 25 penguins waddling around outside…

Clean Joke – The man asks the boy how he catches so many fish

A man has been out fishing by the lake all day… … and hasn’t caught anything. He decides to just give up and call it a day,…