Daughter’s text to Dad
Daughter’s text to Dad: Daddy, I’m coming home to get married soon, so get your checkbook ready. LOL! As you know, I’m in Australia and he’s in…
An Older Couple Is Lying In Bed
An older couple is lying in bed one morning, having just awakened from a good night’s sleep. He takes her hand and she responds, “Don’t touch me.”…
The soldier received an unexpected letter from his girlfriend – Full Story Here
A soldier was stationed abroad and received a ‘Dear John’ letter from his girlfriend back home. It read, Dear Harry, I can no longer continue our reIationship….
Joke Of The Day: These two statues finally get to do what they’ve been longing to do for a long time
Two statues were standing in the park, one, a nude man and one, a nude woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a…
An old man applies for a job as a woodcutter
An old man applies for a job as a woodcutter, but the boss doesn’t think he’s fit enough. He tells the boss he is able to cut…
An old blind
An old blind cowboy strolls into a bar one day. Without knowing it, he has actually entered an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He wanders over to…
An Elderly Woman Wants Half A Head Of Lettuce
An elderly woman wants half a head of lettuce at a grocery store, so she tells the young man at the checkout, “I would like to buy…
You’ve got to make love to me this very moment
My wife was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual Soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, …wearing only The t-shirt that she normally slept in. As I…
The teacher asked, Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated
The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class… “Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?” No one answered until little…
Funny Joke ‣ Banned From The Supermarket
Yesterday I was at my local supermarket buying a large bag of Purina dog food for my loyal pet and was in the checkout queue when a…