An old blind
An old blind cowboy strolls into a bar one day. Without knowing it, he has actually entered an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He wanders over to…
An Elderly Woman Wants Half A Head Of Lettuce
An elderly woman wants half a head of lettuce at a grocery store, so she tells the young man at the checkout, “I would like to buy…
You’ve got to make love to me this very moment
My wife was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual Soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, …wearing only The t-shirt that she normally slept in. As I…
The teacher asked, Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated
The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class… “Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?” No one answered until little…
Funny Joke ‣ Banned From The Supermarket
Yesterday I was at my local supermarket buying a large bag of Purina dog food for my loyal pet and was in the checkout queue when a…
A newly married couple are in bed
When you find that one person you want to spend your eternity with, you accept them with all their virtues and flaws. One of the things most…
An Arizona Highway Patrol officer stops a Harley
An Arizona Highway Patrol officer stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit: He asks the old biker his name. “Fred.” He replies. “Fred…
A man was sick and tired
After supper, he cleaned the kitchen,ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids, put them to bed. Now He’s exhausted, and though his daily choice wasn’t over,…
An Old Fella Was Celebrating 92 Years On This Earth
An old fella was celebrating 92 years on this earth. He spoke to his toes. “Hello, toes.”, he said. How are you? You know, you are92 today….
A young guy called Tommy bought a horse from a farmer
A young guy called Tommy bought a horse from a farmer… … for $250 and the farmer agreed to deliver the horse to Tommy the following day….