An American couple is driving
To which the attendant answers, “Saskatoon, Saskatchewan.” The man goes back to his car and the wife asks, “Where are we?” “He doesn’t speak English” replies the…
A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant
no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Infinities and Lexus in the garage and no more yacht club. But the decision is…
Almost Perfect Life
The young jogger says, “Man, you have everything I have ever dreamed for in my life. What could be so wrong in your life that you are…
The Husband Comes Home With A Scratch On His Chest
“This cat seems crazy, I was walking in and, just like that, he jumped on me and scratched me in the chest.” “Look at that hell of…
A Old Lady is Turning 100
The reporter asks her: What is your secret for a long and healthy life? It’s simple, she says never have I in my entire life argued with…
A Soldier Approached A Nun
“I can’t thank you enough, sister. You see, I don’t want to go to Syria. ” The nun said, “I understand completely. ” The soldier added, “I…
A Blonde Walks Into a Store To Buy a New Television
The blonde gets upset and storms out once more thinking to herself “So he won’t sell me the TV because I’m blonde, figures! I’m coming back and…
Two hunters are out in the woods
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips…
The endless hair debate between wife and husband
Wife : Honey, Shall i cut my hair? Husband : Ok cut them. Wife: But I took so much efforts to grow them so long. Husband:…
A man ordered a voice automated car
A man ordered a voice-automated robot car that does anything he tells it to do correctly without any error. He got the car and became very…