Emotional and Financial Needs
A husband and wife are getting cozy in bed. The passion is heating up. But then the wife stops and says, “I don’t feel like it. I…
A man was front yard mowing grass
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She…
A Blonde Guy walks into a bar
A Blonde Guy walks into a bar very down on himself. As he walks up to the bar the bartender asks, “what’s the matter?” The Blonde Guy…
THE OSTRICH
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, “A hamburger, fries and a…
Funny phone call
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man answers the phone, puts it on…
Husband and wife sit together
Husband and wife sit together in the kitchen and have breakfast. Out of the blue she hits him with rolling pin. After a few minutes conscious again…
A NIGHT OUT WITH THE GIRLS
The other night I was invited out for a night with the “girls.” I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, “I promise!” Well,…
Body in The Trunk
A mature (over 40) lady gets pulled over for speeding… Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer : Ma’am, you were speeding. Older Woman: Oh, I…
Six Reasons You Should Always Think Before You Speak. These Are Hilarious!
Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak – the last one is great! Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately…
Tony had just finished reading
Tony had just finished reading a new book entitled, ‘You Can Be The Man of Your House.’ He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced,…