A husband and wife are shopping
A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart. ‘What do…
A man is riding desert on a donkey
A man is riding aimlessly through the desert on a donkey. He is not hungry or thirsty, because he has a bottomless bowl of fruit. He…
Three desperately ill men
Three desperately ill men go to their doctor seeking help. One is and alcoholic, One is a chain smoker and the other is gay. The doctor…
My kid and I were in public restroom
My kid and I were in a very crowded public restroom at a sporting arena, after looking to the man using the urinal to his right,…
One day a big sweaty woman walks into bar
One day this big, nasty, sweaty woman wearing a raggedy sleeveless sundress walks into a bar. She raises her right arm, revealing a big hairy armpit…
A married couple never fight in 25 years
Once upon a time a married couple celebrated their 25th marriage anniversary. They had become famous in the city for not having a single conflict in…
A elderly couple were killed in an accident
An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by Saint Peter. “Here is your ocean-side condo, over there…
BLIND COWBOY WALKS INTO A BIKER BAR AND BRAVELY TELLS A JOKE
What’s your preferred style of humor? It’s likely that our tastes in jokes vary, but there’s also a common thread that many of us can appreciate. Blonde…
There’s Only One Way You Can Go Back
Ray came home one night from a long day at work, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber.He awoke before the…
A man returns home early from work
A man returns home early from work one afternoon to find his wife spread out on the bed, puffing and panting. “What are you doing?” the man…