Seven Cats
Johnny: “Six.” Teacher: “Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?” Johnny: “Seven!” Teacher: “Johnny,…
An Elderly Man Wants A Job.
“Have you no brain? Tree plus tree plus tree makes nine.” Says the old man. “Fair enough.” Says the boss. “Here’s your second question. Use the same…
A few months after his parents were divorced
I need a man, I need a man!” Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times. One day, he came home from…
Story ‣ Rich Girl Poor Boy
She immediately recognized the man and said, “Hey, how are you? I’m now married to a very smart man, and his salary is $15,700 per month! Can…
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner
It has always bothered me that our tenth child never quite looked like the rest of our children. Now I want to assure you that these 75…
A woman got married not long after high school
She married him anyway, reasoning that s** would improve the more they knew eachother but it didn’t, and after a year she finally divorced him. Having now…
A blonde was going on a plane trip
The attendant said,”That’s fine miss, but you’ll have to go to your seat.” The blonde responded again, “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, and I’m going to New York.”…
A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again,
She could see him walk towards the dresser and pick up the note. After a few minutes, he wrote something on it before picking up the phone…
Teacher & Johnny
Johnny: “Six.” Teacher: “Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?” Johnny: “Seven!” Teacher: “Johnny,…
Funny Joke ‣ I Was Wrong Too!
Since they couldn’t agree they decided to ask the old man. They approached him and one of the students said to him, “We’re medical students and couldn’t…