THE OSTRICH
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, “A hamburger, fries and a…
Funny phone call
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man answers the phone, puts it on…
Husband and wife sit together
Husband and wife sit together in the kitchen and have breakfast. Out of the blue she hits him with rolling pin. After a few minutes conscious again…
A NIGHT OUT WITH THE GIRLS
The other night I was invited out for a night with the “girls.” I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, “I promise!” Well,…
Body in The Trunk
A mature (over 40) lady gets pulled over for speeding… Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer : Ma’am, you were speeding. Older Woman: Oh, I…
Six Reasons You Should Always Think Before You Speak. These Are Hilarious!
Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak – the last one is great! Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately…
Tony had just finished reading
Tony had just finished reading a new book entitled, ‘You Can Be The Man of Your House.’ He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced,…
Husband Crying Secretly – Joke
A woman awakes in the middle of the night to find her husband not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for…
The Husband Comes Home And Demands An Explanation(very funny)
A woman’s closet door was making a terrible sound whenever a bus was crossing the street outside So she called a carpenter to check it out. The…
Give Me Some Of That AIDS Stuff! – Joke
There was a German, an Italian and a Redneck on death row. The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die: 1. to be shot…