A blonde and her car
So the blonde went to the mechanic and told him to put the miles at 25,000. Two days later the blonde’s friend asked her if she had…
A guy and his girlfriend are in the shower together when the doorbell rings
The guy ogles her gorgeous body for a minute, gives her the $500 and leaves. She goes back upstairs where her boyfriend is just getting out of…
Funny Joke ‣ 60 Years Of Secret
In trying to sort out their affairs, the little old man took down the shoe box and took it to his wife’s bedside. She agreed that it…
A guy walks in the local brothel
The customer says “OK”, and he paid, headed to the room. When he opened the door, he found this beautiful broad spread out, just waiting for him….
Home Jokes This is why you should NEVER lie to your mom
About a week later, his roommate came to him saying, “Ever since your mother came to dinner, I’ve been unable to find the silver plate. You don’t…
Never Underestimate a Woman
Keeping calm, the wife grips the steering wheel more tightly as she slowly increases the speed to 75. He pushes his luck. “I wanna have the house!”…
Funny phone call
MAN: “How much?” WOMAN: “$90,000.” MAN: “OK, but I want it with all the extra options for that price.” WOMAN: “Great! Oh… I talked to Janie and…
A very sick woman on her bed
Then she said: Are you promising me this…? Husband replied: Of course darling… I promise you. And after her demise, her husband began to visit her grave…
A Cleaning Woman Was Applying For A New Position
As I was about to bring in the refreshments, I heard a man say “Lay down and let’s see what you’ve got.” Another man said: “I’ve got…
Posh and proper lady passes gas in a fancy store, but she’s not fooling anybody
As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a Salesman standing right behind her – Good looking as well. Cool as a cucumber,…