a light rap sounded on the door and a young doctor strode in. Coming to an abrupt halt, the doctor looked his nude patient up and down…

Still unsatisfied, he lectured for 15 minutes and repeated his questions. All but one old lady who sat in the back with all her thoughts on Sunday…

“She was just trying to comfort you, what’s so frightening about that?” “She wasn’t talking to me. She was talking to the doctor…”

Again she seems fine, but after a while she starts to tilt to the other side. The nurses rush back and once more bring her back upright….

By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did. The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests….

An independent adjuster will assess the value of what was insured, and then we’ll provide you with a new barn of similar worth.” There was a long…

First, Mommy and Daddy made him as a symbol of their love, and then Daddy put a seed in my mother’s stomach, and Luke grew in there….

“Oh, by the way, don’t worry about my bulldog, Bob. He won’t bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!…

To which the attendant answers, “Saskatoon, Saskatchewan.” The man goes back to his car and the wife asks, “Where are we?” “He doesn’t speak English” replies the…