Bill wakes up with a huge hangover.

His son is also at the table, eating. Bill asks, “Son, what happened last night?” His son says, “Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and…

Redneck vasectomy

“Go home, find yourself a cherry bomb, light it up, and put it in a beer can. Then hold the can up to your ear and count…

A nun and a priest were crossing the Sahara Desert on a camel…

“I’m afraid I agree”, said the priest and then he added hesitantly, “Sister, since we are unlikely to make it out of here alive, would you mind…

Give me some of that aids stuff

Then the Redneck said, “Give me some of that AIDS stuff.” They gave him the shot, and the redneck fell down laughing. The guards looked at each…

An elderly couple had been dating for some time.

Finally the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship. “How do you feel about sex?” he asked, rather trustingly. “Well,”…

Funny Joke ‣ I Have What You’ll Never Get

A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between the sexes, and which one is better. Finally, the boy drops his pants and says, “Here’s…

Funny Joke ‣ I Need a Man

A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passed by his mom’s bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, “I need a man,…

Funny Joke ‣ Multi-syllable Words

Sarah goes to school, and the teacher says, “Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?” Sarah…

Funny Joke ‣ Experimental Drug

A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex. The doctor gives her a pill, but warns her that it’s…

Funny Joke ‣ The Bride’s Only Condition

A typical macho man married a typical good looking lady, and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules. “I’ll be home when I want, if…