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The Woman Seductively Signalled
“I’m afraid I can’t,” breathed the bartender “Is there anything I can do?” “Yes I need for you to give him a message,” she continued, running her…
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Lost Car Keys
I gave them my location, confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen. Then I made the most difficult…
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Surprise E-Mail
However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address and without realizing his error, sent the email. Meanwhile, somewhere in Blackpool, a widow had just…
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Church’S Board
“I know,” said the man, “but if there is anyone here more bored than I am, I’d like to meet him.” After the church service, a little…
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Everyone Laughed When The Two Americans Did This In Church
By the time forty-five minutes pass, they’ve gotten used to the routine. Suddenly, while everyone is seated, the priest says something in French and the gentleman they…
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Remember Psalm 129
The nun once again said, “Father, remember Psalm 129?” The priest apologized “Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.” Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily…
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I Took my Son For A Drink
I drank it. I thought maybe he’d like whiskey better than beer so we tried a Jameson’s. Nope, no cigar! In desperation, I had him try Maker’s…
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A Blonde walks into a Restaurant
She nods to the black guy. He stood up and nicks the blonde unconscious. When the blonde wakes up she’s tied to a log and is floating…
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A Old Woman Walks Into A Tattoo Shop
Artist: “okay, whatever you want then. Let’s take a look at art the art book to see if there is something you want.” Old lady: “I already…
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Viagra Jokes
Ruth said, “That sounds easy enough. I can do that.” The doctor ran into Ruth a couple of weeks later and asked whether their plan had worked….