after the honeymoon.
You probably should consider selling your Harley and all that welding equipment; they take up so much of your time. And that gun collection and fishing gear,…
The funny story of how men age…
“Hooters.” “Why?” “The food is pretty good and there’s plenty of parking.” “OK.” At age 62 they meet again. After a round of golf, one says, “Where…
A Woman Hide Under Bed To Check Her Husband
After a few minutes, he wrote something on it before picking up the phone and calling someone. “She’s finally gone…yeah I know, about bloody time, I’m coming…
79 year old man gets naked when his wife doesn’t notice his cowboy boots
Again he asked Mildred, a little louder this time, “Notice anything different NOW?” Mildred looked up at his naked body and exclaimed, “George, you know what, nothing…
Two couples were playing cards.
She said “You can have it, but it will cost you $100.” After a minute or two, John indicates that he is interested. She tells him that…
The Wife Checked Her Husband’s Phone
When she dialed the third number her own phone rang. She cried until her eyes got swollen because she had doubted her innocent husband, so she gave…
Four Men And Their Wives Are Having Babies
“I work for the 3M company!” A nurse tells the third man, “Congratulations! You’re the father of quadruplets!” “That’s strange,” he answers “I work for the Four…
97 Year Old Midwife Gets One Last Wish Before Going To Heaven
St Peter thought this was a reasonable request, so Elsa was sent back to Earth for a short while. She found herself standing in the home of…
A Teenage Boy Goes To Church To Confess His Sins
“I cannot say.” “Was it Lisa O’Shanter?” “I’ll never tell.” “Was it Cathy O’Dell?” “I’m sorry, but I cannot name her.” “Was it Fiona Mallory?” “My lips…
Death Of The Milkman
– And you, my dear wife, the three residential buildings towers in downtown. The nurse, impressed, tells his wife, “Madam, your husband is very rich He is…