By the time forty-five minutes pass, they’ve gotten used to the routine.  Suddenly, while everyone is seated, the priest says something in French and the gentleman they…

The nun once again said, “Father, remember Psalm 129?” The priest apologized “Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.” Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily…

I drank it. I thought maybe he’d like whiskey better than beer so we tried a Jameson’s. Nope, no cigar! In desperation, I had him try Maker’s…

She nods to the black guy. He stood up and nicks the blonde unconscious. When the blonde wakes up she’s tied to a log and is floating…

Artist: “okay, whatever you want then. Let’s take a look at art the art book to see if there is something you want.” Old lady: “I already…

Ruth said, “That sounds easy enough. I can do that.” The doctor ran into Ruth a couple of weeks later and asked whether their plan had worked….

The teacher said, “Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate’.”Little Johnny raised his hand, but the teacher hesitated because she…

Then he asked me to lift my right leg, so I did. ‘Now,’ he says, ‘lift your left leg,’ so I asked, ‘What, am I suppose to…

His son is also at the table, eating. Bill asks, “Son, what happened last night?” His son says, “Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and…