Clean Joke – The Man Asks The Boy How He Catches So Many Fish
A man has been out fishing by the lake all day and hasn’t caught anything. He decides to just give up and call it a day, but…
A Man Wearing A Ski Mask And Carrying A Gun Bursts Through The Door Of A Bank
“Go to the back and give me everything you’ve got”, the man said. The woman replies, “Sir, this is a mistake, this is a sperm bank.” “I…
A Farmhand Moves To A New And Modern Farm
So this farmhand from a very small and remote town… …decides it would be good to go and learn some modern skills on a big, modern farm….
Story – A woman goes to her boyfriend’s parent’s house for dinner – Funny
A woman goes to her boyfriend’s parents’ house for dinner, feeling very nervous as it’s her first time meeting them. They all sit down to a fine…
The Relentless Parrot: A Feathered Insult Comedy
A lady is walking down the street and sees a parrot in the window of a pet store. She stops to admire the bird. The parrot says…
The Blonde Handywoman’s Costly Paint Job
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door…
Three guys die together in an accident and go to heaven
Three guys die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, “We only have one rule here in heaven: Don’t…
Teacher: “Kids,what does the chicken give you?
“Kids, what does the chicken give you?” Student: “Meat!”
Dirty Joke: A married man almost had an affair with another woman
Married man went into the confessional and said to his priest, “I almost had an affair with another woman.” The priest said, “What do you mean, almost?”…
The Redhead’s Telegram Challenge: Bull or ‘Comfortable’?
A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells…