The genie asked, “What’s your first wish?”
The genie asked, “What’s your first wish?” Steve said, “I wish I was rich!” The genie nodded and said, “Done, what’s your second wish?” Rich replied, “I…
The Blonde Handywoman’s Costly Paint Job
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door…
The Blind Cowboy’s Wisecrack Dilemma
An old blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake… He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels….
Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel manager’s office
Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel manager’s office. “What is the meaning of this?” the manager asked. “When…
Two young lovers go up to the mountains
Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get to the cabin, the guy goes out to chop some wood…
Little Johnny is sitting in class, the teacher is…
Little Johnny is sitting in class, the teacher is going over vocabulary words. She asks the class to use a word in a sentence. The teacher says…
A guy sees a sign in front of a house
A guy sees a sign in front of a house: “Talking Dog for Sale.” He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in…
A 60 year millionaires is getting married…
A 60 year millionaires is getting married. His friends are jealous and one of them ask how he landed such a hot 23 year old blonde beauty……
The Reason Behind Not Boiling Mashed Potatoes in Water
Mashed potatoes are a staple in our home, enjoyed fervently by both the kids and adults alike, Despite our love for this classic dish, a discovery on…
A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked…
A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, “How long before I can get a haircut?” The barber looked around the shop full of customers…