A Woman goes to a Psychiatrist and complains: “I don’t want to marry. I am educated, independent, and self-sufficient. I don’t need a husband. But my parents…

A husband and wife decided they needed to use a code to indicate that they wanted to have sex, without letting their children in on it. They…

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He’s rather taken aback because he can’t place where he…

A lawyer and a senior citizen are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer is thinking that seniors are so dumb that he…

Two lawyers had been life long friends: they were partners and shared everything, including their hot secretary. One day the secretary announced she was pr*gn*nt. They told…

There once was an old Jewish man who lived in New York. His business was distributing soft goods. Unfortunately, his next door neighbor was a red-necked, irascible…

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in…

A lady lost her handbag in the bustle of Christmas shopping. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her. Looking in her purse,…

A husband remarks to his wife one day, “Hey, have you noticed? Your bum is getting quite substantial. It’s almost the size of the BBQ grill!” Later…