“Kids, what does the chicken give you?” Student: “Meat!”

Married man went into the confessional and said to his priest, “I almost had an affair with another woman.” The priest said, “What do you mean, almost?”…

A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells…

The genie asked, “What’s your first wish?” Steve said, “I wish I was rich!” The genie nodded and said, “Done, what’s your second wish?” Rich replied, “I…

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door…

An old blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake… He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels….

Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel manager’s office. “What is the meaning of this?” the manager asked. “When…

Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get to the cabin, the guy goes out to chop some wood…

Little Johnny is sitting in class, the teacher is going over vocabulary words. She asks the class to use a word in a sentence. The teacher says…