Rigor mortis had set in and it was flat on its back with its legs in the air. When his Dad came home Billy said, “Dad our…

recently invested $6,500 in a registered Black Angus bull. Despite placing him among the herd, he showed no interest in mating with the cows, merely grazing on…

The officer motions for her to pull over, then approaches up and asks her, smiling: “What’s the rush?” “I’m late for work.” “Sure,” the officer replies, “What…

His grade was so terrible that his teacher called home to speak with his father. When he got home that afternoon, his father stood crossly at the…

One night after a date, a guy takes his 19 year old girlfriend home. After kissing each other goodnight at the front door, the guy starts feeling…

A man and his wife are at a high school reunion. The husband keeps staring at a gorgeous drunken lady swigging her gin at a nearby table,…

A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughter’s bedroom. When she opened the door she found her daughter…

The old man sat in his gas station on a cold Christmas Eve. He hadn’t been anywhere in years since his wife had passed away. It was…