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Clean Joke – A Chicken Walked Into A Library
A chicken walked into a library, went up to the desk and said: ‘book, book, book, book.’ The librarian handed the chicken a book and the bird…
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The customer goes into The ‘Express Lane’ With Too Many Items
Ever been stuck behind a customer with way too many items in a shop’s express lane? A Walmart customer recently shared this story of a cashier taking…
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Adopted Woman Accidentally Sees Family Portrait at Her Neighbor’s House & It Includes Her Bio Parents
and Anna’s kids would come over to play with Abu whenever possible. A Chance Encounter Led to a Life-Changing Discovery One day, the woman made a shocking…
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I Called My Late Wife’s Number and Surprisingly Someone Picked up the Phone – Story of the Day
After my wife Kate’s death, I often called her number to hear her on the answering machine. Once, the machine cut off, and I distinctly heard her…
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Clean Humor: The banker thought this woman was crazy – She had other ideas
A young aristocratic woman pulls up to a large New York bank in her Rolls Royce. She parks in front of the bank and goes inside where…
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Clean Humor: These two elderly ladies loved playing Softball – then one went to heaven
Two 90-year-old women, Bertha and Betty, had been best friends all of their lives. When it was clear that Bertha was dying, Betty visited her every day….
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Clean Joke: A policeman catches a man with some weed in his pocket
A policeman catches a man with some weed in his pocket. “You’re going to jail for all that marijuana in your pocket!” the policeman stated. “But officer,…
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50 Funny, Clean Christmas Jokes That Will Get You In The Holiday Spirit
1. How did the ornament get addicted to Christmas? He was hooked on trees his whole life. 2. Why was Santa’s little helper depressed? Because he had…
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Clever Girl – New Joke
and I saw them hugging and kissing at the top of the stairs. Then they went into your bedroom and shut the door, but I went up…
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Wife Catches Husband Kissing Her Sister in Bathroom – Story of the Day
she demanded.”She is not here, Diana,” Hamilton said. “This happens every single time you come home after visiting your therapist. You need to stop this! I was…