A guy and his girlfriend are in the shower together when the doorbell rings
A guy and his girlfriend are in the shower together when the doorbell rings. The girl is just hopping out so she says, “I’ll get it”. She…
The bartender decides to play a trick on the cowboy
One night a lone cowboy rode into a small town. He immediately went to the only saloon in town and ordered a drink. While drinking he asked…
Fred and Mary get married but can’t afford a honeymoon
Fred and Mary get married but can’t afford a honeymoon, so they go back to mom and dads for the night. In the morning, little Johnny gets…
The game warden harasses a woman for reading a book
A married couple was out in the country on a holiday. One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap….
I Took My Grandchildren to Disney World and Now My Dil Is Mad at Me
When my son, Ethan, set up this account for me and insisted I share my recent dilemma, I was skeptical. According to him, my understanding of what’s…
Clean Country Music Joke – There was a guy who wants to be a proctologist, so he goes to the morgue to practice
There was a guy who wants to be a proctologist, and he wants to be a really good proctologist… … so he decides to go down to…
Clean Joke: The Story Of The Missing Penguins
A man is driving down the highway… … when he sees a shipping truck wrecked on the side of the road, and 25 penguins waddling around outside…
Clean Funny Joke: I took a cab and told the cabbie I was in a hurry
I took a cab and told the cabbie I was in a hurry. The cabbie said no problem and starting speeding through the streets. We came up…
Funny – In The Year 2020 The Lord Asked Noah To Build An Ark
In the year 2020, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in the United States, and said, “Once again, the earth has become wicked and…
I Discovered My Husband Cheating with My Best Friend and Taught Them Both a Lesson — Story of the Day
he excused himself, allowing Elise to do what she wanted from the beginning. She leaned toward Marianne and grabbed her hand tightly. “I think Daniel might be…