An Old Lady Went To The Grocery Store
A little old lady went to the grocery store and put the most expensive cat food in her basket. She then went to the check out counter…
Joke: The parrot was fully grown with a very bad attitude and worse vocabulary
Alice received a parrot as a gift. The parrot was fully grown with a very bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word was profanity; those that…
Guy gets even with his wife in a crazy way
One evening last week, my wife and I got into bed. We were fooling around, the passion started to heat up, when she suddenly says: “I don’t…
A young man with his pants hanging half off his rear walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check
“A young man with his pants hanging half off his rear, two gold front teeth, and a half-inch thick gold chain around his neck, walked into the…
My Wife Has a Strange Bathroom Rule – When I Found Out the Truth behind It, I Was Terrified
After Louise’s grandmother passed away, she and Connor moved into her house, ready to settle down and begin having serious conversations about their future. But when Louise…
Woman gets breast implants and meets God
Sometimes you’re better off being yourself and accepting who you are. This story is a hilarious example of just that. A 45 year old woman from Los…
Scottish couple wants their kids to visit on Christmas Eve
As kids turn to adults, it becomes harder to bring the family together for holiday events. However, there are some methods that make things easier… A man…
A Girl Scout troop leader
A Girl Scout troop leader suddenly came upon a clearing where a young couple was engaged in lovemaking. “Back ladies, back!” cried the leader. “There’s a very…
Funny Joke: A man dating three women has to choose which one he’ll marry – he gives them a test
A man is dating three women and has to choose which one he’ll marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present…
Clean Joke Of The Day – A farmer named Clyde had a car accident
A farmer named Clyde had a car accident. In court, the trucking company’s lawyer was questioning Clyde. “Didn’t you say, at the moment of the accident, ‘I’m…